trait:

i’ve been meaning to go on a diet for about 5 years

ghostlyteen:

i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember i dont even like me

beyoncescock:

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

unpopuler:

food will never break my heart

unclefather:

when i’m famous i’ll remember that you unfollowed me

vvendys:

dont be embarrassed about something u enjoy ok 

indiandaughter:

ill pay u $7 to have a crush on me

amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly